The Widow Removeth His Noggin Nails

After the Ordeal, the Body of Thorntonius was taken unto the Grove of Beersheeba by the Widow of Castullus. And as Witnesses were gathered there, the Woodsman with his Bow, his Knave, and yea even Old Abraham Appeareth.

And with her Mighty Arms, the Widow didst Pose the Body of the Good Man, and Grabbeth unto the Noggin Nails. And with her Strength, she pulled them Out. First didst she Wrench from South to North the Nail from his Ear. And Secondly didst she Wrench from West to East the Nail from his Brow. And then Castullus’ Fair Widow with a Swaddling Cloth didst Wipe the Blood from his Wounds.

Thorntonius arose and sayeth these Words: “Yeah I am well pleased with thy Conduct, Woman. Though ye have known Man, verily thou art Fair unto mine Sight, despite the Corruption of Thine Flesh by Castullus’ Member. And thus do I Forgive thee and remove thy Womanly Sin, even as thou hast Removed mine Nails. ”

The Widow of Castullus hid Not her Girlish Smile from Good Thorntonius when she didst Hear his Words. And she sayeth unto him, “Thy Cleansing from me of mine Sin arouses in mine Heart a Generous Fluttering, and also down unto mine Loins.”

And then she Winketh unto him.

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