Family Scupperton!

Rusty is the head of a very close knit family, and he invites America to get to know the OTHER Scuppertons!

His better half is the glamorous fashion model Missy Scupperton. Ms. S is best known for her work as the Spokeswoman and Top Model for the Failed Artist Foundation (FAF). FAF's mission is to find work in the Fashion Industry for failed artists. Below, you can see the beautiful long-legged Missy in one of the FAF posters for which she is so well known.

Missy met Rusty in 1969 at an advanced seminar at Miami University of Ohio entitled "The Role of the Beverly Hillbillies in American Society". They fell in love at first sight and have been happily married ever since.

Number one son Jethro is a major source of Pride and Joy of the Scupperton Family. Overcoming some emotional and legal issues in early adolescence, Jethro has recently graduated, with honors, from the Winter Haven Home for Boys and is expected soon to be permitted to spend an occasional unsupervised weekend with his parents at the Scupperton estate in Scupperton Falls. Jethro loves nothing better than to indulge his obsession with Victorian Children's Vintage Costumes. You can see him, below, in one of his favorite outfits.

Like her brother, sister Ellie loves period costumes and hopes one day to translate her girlish beauty into a Modeling Career like her mom. Here is Ellie picking berries in the woods near the Scupperton Falls Wildlife Refuge.

Of course, no description of the Scupperton family would be complete without a mention of the family's remarkable pet terrier, Johnny Boy. Johnny Boy is the amazing result of some of the genetic work that Rusty, a talented amateur scientist, has been doing for years. Johnny Boy is actually a bit more than an average dog; only half his genes come from the canine community, the rest of him is pure Rusty! Johnny Boy's greatest love is Pure Mathematics.He often travels abroad to help spread the Good News of Upper Level Math.

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