Rusty's Sister Soulja Moment

Hypocrisy, my fellow Americans, is something I never cared for. I will go after the Big H wherever I find it. And my friends, I found a bushelfull of it in Massachusetts at the Kennedy Compound. My old friend Teddy is whining about the windfarm they want to put up there. He says it will wreck his views when he is sailing or getting liquored up on his front porch. And I say to my dear old friend, "Too Goddamned Bad, you murdering old red-nosed Leprechaun!"

The Press are having a field day with this, calling it my "Sister Soulja moment" after that time Billy Clinton took that rap star to the woodshed for her lyrics. But my criticism of the Lion of the Senate is not some cynical political move on my part.

I love the Kennedys to death but nothing will get between me and my Environmentalism!

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